Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with.
Q: What instrument does a skeleton play?
A: A trombone.
Q. Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A. Sherlock Bones.
Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A. Napoleon bone-apart
Q. Why do skeletons drink milk?
A. To help their bones!
Q. What is a Skeleton's favorite song.
A. Bad to the Bone.
Q. Why can't a Skeleton Lift Weights?
A. He's all bone and no muscle.
Q. What do the skeletons say be for eating?
A. Bone appetite!
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