Serial Pooper Craps Out

Ocala, Florida – Police arrested Florida’s alleged serial pooper after an approximately month long investigation into repeated incidents of feces left on the steps of a portable school classroom. Detectives say Kenneth Martin Sorsony is the man who pooped on Ocala’s Fort King Middle School property. Reports show that Sorsony, 23, first struck on Sept. 14, and after four incidents on the classroom steps — two of which included notes allegedly left by the suspect — cops decided to install security cameras. Sure enough, the pooper returned and officers released a videotape as well as photos of Sorsony doing his business.  more