Monday, July 14, 2008

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes



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Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
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12 comments:

  1. yo mama so fat she jumped into the sea and all the wales shouted "we are family"

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  2. yo mama so fat when she took one step the world broke in half

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  3. yo mama so fat when she went on top of a buildin her feet were already touchin the ground

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  4. heer m8 your mama so fat she doesnt even have any freinds :D

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  5. yo mamma so fat that when she put a yellow rain coat on everyone yelled out TAXII
    bahahahahahah

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  6. yo momma so fat that to get her through the door u had to grease the sides and hold a twinkie out on the other side to get her out.

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  7. yo mama so fat that when she steped 5000 natural disasters hapened around the world

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  8. yo mama so fat when she ordered a fur coat, se had extict 600 types of animals!!!!

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  9. yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

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  10. YO MAMA SO FAT SHE FALLS OFF BOTH SIDES OF THE BED!

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  11. Yo mama's so fat, she's on a light diet...as soon as it gets light out she starts eating. :)))

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  12. Yo mama's so big that she sat on a rainbow and got Skittles. :))
    From Here: http://www.jokesyomama.com

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