Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Dumb Southern Laws


Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.

One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.

Dogs may not molest cars.

A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.

If an organization non registered as “non-profit” fails to register their raffle with the local sheriff, that group risks paying up to $10,000 in fines and spending five years in jail.

While Georgia operates its own lottery, it “protects” its citizens by making it illegal to promote a private lottery.

The term “sadomasochistic abuse” is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.

It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

is in session.Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.Signs are required to be written in English.No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
Dumb Southern Laws

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