Friday, January 8, 2010

Man receives ten year sentence for massaging meat

Orangeburg, South Carolina - The prosecutor began his opening statement by asking, ?Where?s the beef?? - reprising the famous Wendy?s tagline from the 1980s. He then convinced the jury that Mark Zachary, 51, had the beef - an $80 side of New York Strip - under his shirt as he was leaving a Reid?s supermarket in Orangeburg, South Carolina. Now Zachary is going to prison for ten years after being given the maximum sentence for shoplifting (third offense or greater). On the stand during his two-day trial, Zachary denied he was stealing the meat, arguing that he was merely ?massaging it.? ---...More

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