Stupid News-Man Planned to Eat Pet Cat

Buffalo - Police rescued a cat from a Cheektowaga man who apparently was planning to make a meal out of his pet because he thought it was ill-tempered. When Ferry-Fillmore District officers pulled over a car driven by Gary L. Korkuc during a traffic stop, they said they heard a cat crying from inside the trunk and investigated. The cat, according to police, was in a cage “marinating” in a mixture of crushed red peppers, chili pepper, salt and oil....More

Man jailed for Vomiting on baseball fan

PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) - A New Jersey man was jailed for up to three months on Friday for making himself vomit on a fellow spectator at a baseball game, the Philadelphia district attorney's office sai...---...More

Man Robs Bank In Clown Pants, Fake Breasts

SWISSVALE, Pennsylvania - Authorities said a Pittsburgh-area man robbed a bank wearing a woman’s blond wig, fake breasts under a sweater and clown pants. Swissvale police said 48-year-old Dennis Hawkins of North Braddock was sitting in a parked car covered in red dye from an exploding packet in a bag of money when he was arrested. Police Chief Greg Geppert said Hawkins robbed the bank at gunpoint, using a toy BB gun he had shoplifted from a store....More

Jailed man sends letter to wife’s cat

SALT LAKE CITY - A Salt Lake City man jailed for domestic violence, is accused of violating a protective order by sending letters to his estranged wife’s cat, officials say. In the letters the man, whose name was not reported, asks his estranged wife, via cat and neighbor, not to testify against him in the upcoming domestic violence case which resulted in the protective order.---...More

Police: Man calls 911 about mom taking his beer

NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (AP) -- A 32-year-old Pasco County man who called 911 to complain about his mother is facing criminal charges. According to a sheriff's office arrest report, Charles Dennison told a deputy that his mother took his beer and he wanted her arrested. Dennison was reportedly "very intoxicated" when the deputy arrived at the New Port Richey home....More

Man in room 119 arrested after mistaken 911 call

WENATCHEE, Wash. (AP) -- A wrong number led police to make a drug bust at a motel in Wenatchee. The Wenatchee World reported a man staying at one room attempted to call someone staying in Room 119 - but dialed 911 instead....---...More

Bottle-wielding man foils Va. truck-stop robbery

CARMEL CHURCH, Va. (AP) -- Officials said a customer who struck a gun-toting man on the head with two beer bottles foiled a robbery at a truck stop off Interstate 95. Sheriff's officials say the would-be robber brandished a gun at the clerk Saturday night at Mr. Fuel and demanded money, then pointed the weapon at several store customers. One customer walked to the rear of the store, got two beer bottles and struck the suspect in the back of the head....More

Man charged with calling 911 18 times in 2 months

BRADENTON, Fla. (AP) -- A Bradenton man was arrested after reportedly calling 911 a total of 18 times in two months. Manatee County deputies arrested a 55-year-old man on Tuesday, when authorities said he called 911 three times. During the third call, the suspect reportedly accused the deputy who had responded to an earlier call of making out with a prostitute who lived across the street from him....---...More

Man allegedly steals vacuum with his kids with him

FRAMINGTON, N.Y. (AP) -- An upstate New York man was accused of stealing a vacuum cleaner from a department store on Friday - with his children there. State police said Richard Dekenipp was charged with endangering the welfare of a child and robbery. After the 42-year-old man allegedly stole the vacuum cleaner, police said he struck a security guard with his car in the parking lot.More

Man takes double hit from wife

WELLINGTON (Reuters) – A New Zealand man is recovering from injuries after being run over by his wife -- twice, local media reported on Friday.
Sandy Telford ran over her husband, Terry, as she backed down the driveway of their rural property in the Hawke's Bay region, 350 kilometers (220 miles) north-east of Wellington, the Dominion Post newspaper reported.
Not realizing what she had done, Telford then drove her car forward, running over him again...More

Man Accused of Carving ‘Mine’ on Rape Victim

HICKORY, North Carolina - A North Carolina man has been arrested and charged with raping a woman and carving the word “Mine” on her stomach. Forty-one-year-old Keith Alan Campbell of Hickory is charged with first-degree rape, first-degree kidnapping, assault with a deadly weapon, assault on a female and two counts of communicating threats.---...More

Man goes to bed with knife in his neck

Australia - A knife blade has been found lodged in the neck of a man who didn’t even realize he had been stabbed. Ambulance Victoria said the Australian man’s wife saw blood trickling out of his neck when he went to bed after apparently being in a fight. Paramedics discovered the blade had snapped off in his neck.
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Ohio man bulldozes $350K home to avoid foreclosure

MOSCOW, Ohio (AP) -- An Ohio man says he bulldozed his $350,000 home to keep a bank from foreclosing on it. Terry Hoskins says he has struggled with the RiverHills Bank over his home in Moscow for years and had problems with the Internal Revenue Service. He says the IRS placed liens on his carpet store and commercial property and the bank claimed his house as collateral...More

Stupid News:Man Breaks into Jail for Sex

Germany - A German man who broke into jail at night for sex romps with his imprisoned girlfriend faces a stretch behind bars himself. Daniele Eberhardt, 33, was arrested after other female prisoners complained that he and his unnamed lover’s “grunts and groans” kept them awake at night and made them feel “frustrated.”.....More

Elton John: Jesus was a super-intelligent gay man

Elton John - “I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems. On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don’t know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East - you’re as good as dead.” ...More

Man beats up on air marshal, facing 20 years in prison

Houston, Texas - A Continental Airlines passenger, Robert Wade Prince, 47 was scheduled to appear in federal court today after his weekend arrest at Bush Intercontinental Airport on charges of assaulting a federal air marshal and interfering with the crew on a flight from Amsterdam to Houston....More

Man blasts snow plow driver with snow, charged with assault

Pennsylvania - Steve Negri says that a plow driver accused him of throwing snow into the street while he used the device in his driveway. They both threatened to call the police. “When he got out of the vehicle is when I was pulling the trigger for the snowblower and it shot him with snow,” Negri explained. “He started wiping himself off and he started screaming, ‘You’re going to get it now!’”...More

Police: Man tries to buy crack with credit card

FLINT, Mich. (AP) -- Authorities said a man accused of stealing a car then reporting it stolen remains in custody after telling police he was robbed at gunpoint while trying to buy crack cocaine with a credit card. The Flint Journal said the man reported Thursday night that a 2003 Chevy Malibu had been stolen---...More

Man rescued after 3 days in snow-covered SUV in CO

SAGUACHE, Colo. (AP) -- A 31-year-old Indiana man says he had not food but kept himself hydrated with Mountain Dew and snow while he was stuck in his snow-covered SUV in southwestern Colorado for three days---...More

Police: Man stuffed 75 bottles of lotion in pants

SPRINGFIELD, Mass. (AP) -- Police say a Massachusetts man who stuffed 75 bottles of body lotion in his pants couldn't slip away from authorities, hampered by slacks that were nearly bursting at the seams---...More