Man takes double hit from wife

WELLINGTON (Reuters) – A New Zealand man is recovering from injuries after being run over by his wife -- twice, local media reported on Friday.
Sandy Telford ran over her husband, Terry, as she backed down the driveway of their rural property in the Hawke's Bay region, 350 kilometers (220 miles) north-east of Wellington, the Dominion Post newspaper reported.
Not realizing what she had done, Telford then drove her car forward, running over him again...More

Wife kills cheating hubby with hoe

Rwanda - A Rwandan woman killed her husband of 15 years after he sold a family goat and bought clothes for another woman. Police are holding Joyce Mukamurigo of Kanyangese cell in Rugarama for allegedly murdering her husband Monday when she found out he was sleeping with a neighbor. The 45-year-old mother of five said she killed her husband because his infidelity ?kept haunting? her and she couldn?t take it anymore. The suspect said later, ?I hit him with a hoe in the head and he died instantly.?---...More

Tiger Woods wife rushed to hospital after overdose

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Tiger Woods wife has been rushed to hospital with a suspected overdose reports have claimed.

Elin Nordegren was rushed to Health Central Hospital emergency room after allegedly taking an overdose due to the claims that her husband has cheated on her with up to nine women.


At the present moment the hospital spokesperson has not confirmed or denied claims that Elin Nordegren is in their care or if she has taken an overdose.


Sources close to the star confirmed this week that Elin Nordegren has bought a property with the help of her twin sister and would be leaving Tiger Woods and taking their children to the new property where she would then look at divorce proceedings.

Tiger Woods Wife Attack Picture?

Well is this from a car accident or a jilted wife?

Wife Crazy Glued Husband's Penis

Wisconsin man who was lured to a hotel room by four women, three of whom he was cheating on, one of them his wife, and they Krazy Glued his penis to his stomach.

Think things couldn't be worse for him? Think again.

The 36-year-old man now faces charges on allegations of child abuse, theft, and harassment, according to sources quoted in the Minneapolis News Web site.

Life was just so much easier for this fellow before one of the women allegedly lured him to what would become the crime scene and blindfolded him.

The women,one of them faces fourth-degree sexual assault.

It bears repeating that charges are just charges -- and that every American remains innocent until proven guilty. Then again, sometimes charges stick, just like crazy glue on your gonads.

Man trying to save spot for wife gets run over

LEHIGH ACRES, Fla. – Authorities said a man intentionally ran over another man who was trying to save a parking spot at a gas station on Monday. The Lee County Sheriff's Office reported that the victim was standing in a spot to reserve it for his wife at the Murphy USA gas station.

The man saving the spot told deputies that he held up his hands when another man pulled up to the line, but the man drove forward and hit him in the knees.

When the victim yelled at the man to stop, authorities said the suspect pulled forward and hit the man again, causing bruising and swelling. Other witnesses backed up the victim's story.

The suspect was arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery.
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Odd News-Upset over pet, man stabs bureaucrat, wife

This is nutty odd news!

TOKYO (Reuters) – A Japanese man upset by the death of his pet turned himself in after fatally stabbing a bureaucrat and his wife, Japanese police and media said on Sunday.

Police were searching the house of a 46-year-old man who said he murdered a former vice minister for health and welfare, a spokesman for the Metropolitan Police Department said.

Kyodo news said the man also admitted to the fatal stabbing of the 66-year-old bureaucrat's wife, although the police spokesman was unable to confirm that.

Takehiko Yamaguchi and his 61-year-old wife, Michiko, were found dead at their home with stab wounds to the chest on Tuesday, Kyodo News said.

Also Tuesday, the wife of another former health and welfare bureaucrat was seriously stabbed at the entrance to her home by a man pretending to be making a delivery, domestic media reported.

Her husband, who had also been vice minister, was not home at the time, according to media reports.

Japanese police and media originally believed the stabbings may have been a backlash against former employees of the Ministry of Health and Welfare, due to widespread resentment over the government's handling of the national pension system.

However, the man who turned himself in to police said he was upset over the death of a pet, Kyodo said.

"I was angry because my pet was killed in a public welfare center," Kyodo quoted the man as saying.

The police spokesman could not confirm the comment, but did say the found "several" survival knives after searching his car.

While Japan still has relatively low crime rates, the country has been shocked in recent years by several grisly stabbings.

In June, a man who said he was tired of life went on a stabbing rampage in Tokyo's crowded shopping district of Akihabara, killing seven people and wounding a dozen others.

(Editing by David Fox)

Odd News-Cat survives 70-mile trip under owner's truck

Odd News-Cat survives 70-mile trip under owner's truck

GILBERT, Ariz. - A cat survived a 2 1/2-hour trip on a spare tire under her owner's truck. Gil Smith recently drove from his Gilbert home 70 miles away for a business meeting in Kearny. When he got out of the truck, he heard a cat in distress and realized it was his.

Smith said the cat, Bella, was hysterical, shaky and tired, but was smart enough to know not to jump off the tire as the truck was moving.

Smith and his wife have adopted three indoor cats, three goats and three chickens. But Smith said Bella, an outdoor cat the couple adopted years ago, has a special place in his wife's heart.

Smith said he canceled his meeting with a state Department of Economic Security official who had driven 50 miles to get to Kearny so he could get Bella home.

It was either that, or, he jokes, get a divorce.

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Stupid News - Nude maid accused of really cleaning up

Stupid News - Nude maid accused of really cleaning up

TAMPA, Fla. - A nude maid is accused of really cleaning up at a Florida man's home. The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office said a 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his Tampa home

Authorities said the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour. Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter said the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

Police are investigating.